

Stepped out today in a crop top and a mini skirt so tiny it might’ve been legally classified as a belt 😇💅Felt cute. Legs out. Attitude on “come closer and find out.”Caught some guy practically doing math with his eyes, trying to calculate the angle to catch a glimpse under my skirt 📐👀He squinted like it was a rare Pokémon hiding under there.Little did he know…NO panties today.Nada. Zero. Zilch. 🫠The man was out there solving trigonometry for a prize that didn’t exist.Poor guy looked like he just lost a bet with the universe 😂