Happy Valentine's day, everyone. Hope you all find a warm place to empty the content of your balls into. As much as I want to be that warm hole to empty your sperm into...I will not be getting pumped full. I caught a damn cold, probably Sunday, when all the people and kids were at my house. Yesterday was rough. I'm a bit worn out today but feeling like I think I got it beat. I had plans today. I was going to get creampie'd by Connor and then show Scott what I got him for his Valentine's Day present. I didn't want to get Connor sick, so I postponed my Valentine's day boning. Tomorrow is looking good as of right now, but we shall see. Connor didn't care about getting sick but let's be honest. Getting a hard dick up in my guts just isn't as good as when I have the flu or whatever. I know. Everyone is saying get a Covid test. What do I care if I have Covid or not? It ends up being the same thing as the flu, so who cares? Plus, I have had Covid before. For me, I would rather have Covid than the flu. I am not one of those people who run around saying they never get sick. I'd say once, maybe twice a year, some sort of shitty flu bug gets me. But I get through it pretty quickly.
I'm having a day, but that doesn't mean I won't stop and rub one out. It's a good way to get a new perspective on things. I problem-solve at my best after a solid cum be it from a dick deep in my guts or a vibrator making me squirm.
And an hour later, Connor cums back and slips his dick in my colon. Then has the audacity to leave it all sloppy and sprayed it down with sperm. Such a bad boy! I still haven't cum yet, but that's by design. I am seeing someone a bit later today, and I really want him to make me the world's most stupid cum whore on the planet. I need to cum hard for that. So far, the day is going so much better than I thought it would!
The good news is I have had my 5-hour energy shot this morning in the form of sperm fresh from the set of Connors testicles. It was hot today. Temperature hot. Usually, it's just warm. Today it seemed hot. Not burning hot but surprisingly warm. Like the perfect shower temperature. It was a sloppy thick load, and it just kept pouring out. I still can't figure out where he keeps all that cum. His balls should be deflated into pancakes after he empties them. It is that much. I'm getting good at it, though. Not a drop spilled. Not even the post jizz drip. I sucked his cock until it turned itself back into a floppy, limp, shriveled-up little cock. Then he said something I never thought about. He said after I blow him, he never tries to take a leak. I was like, why in the world would you want to try and take a leak after getting a blowjob? Then he told me it got rid of all the cum left in his dick, and it wouldn't drip out and leave stains in his pants. He doesn't wear underwear. I never even thought of that. I mean, I knew guys dripped jizz after they cum, but who knew taking a leak cleared all that out! Here I am doing the neighborly thing and sucking your dick for almost five minutes after you cum. Actually, I just like sucking it to get everything out. It's kind of my thing. I had no idea I was clearing the pipes, so to speak! Fuck, it took me 55 yrs to figure that out! Just take a damn leak! No more post cum drip. That doesn't work for me. When I get turned on, my pussy drools. I get lots of wet spots. I like them. I like when someone actually notices them. It's a shocker for them. They don't know if I had an accident or if I have one horny cunt. Taking a leak isn't going to solve anything for me. Getting a dick to leak inside of me will solve the problem. Put out the fire in my pussy with some serious testicle juice. Then I'm really going to be leaving wet spots. Once again. I'm a huge fan of wet spots.
Well, I got a guy off 4 times in 2 hours. Talk about making a guy's dick dry heave. His testicles were making slurping sounds trying to find some jizz to pump out on the last one. Not really, but it would be cool if they did. Yes, I got off as well. Not four times, but that isn't really the point. I like draining guys to the point of empty balls. I'm serious about that. I have made guys cum so many times that the sperm supply is empty. I don't know why I get so fascinated with making guys cum. I just do. I get so into it that I have had guys complain about it. I'm serious about that as well. Everyone wants a chick who wants more sex than they do until they find one. I get it. After an hour or so, it can get tedious for guys. But I'm doing all the work, so I don't really see the problem. Just let me have my fun. I promise I won't make your dick run a two-hour marathon every time, just once in a while.
Scott told me to embrace my mistakes. I gave him a hug.
I am so tired of people screaming at me to support their crusades. I literally blocked someone yesterday who was outraged that I won't retweet their support the gay community cause. Why? I don't care. I'm tired of hearing about all of it. I've had enough. I was doing gay before gay was cool, as in 30 yrs plus ago. I don't need some ding-dong telling me how I should feel about the gay community. I can do gay just fine all by myself. I just don't feel the need to make up some wacky gender to make myself special because I like to tongue out a pussy now and then. I'm just saying. I could be wrong.
I was asked why whenever a certain guy named Bob calls, I do whatever he asks. Followed by, "You say dick size isn't all that important to you." And he's right. I do say that. But Bob's dick is substantially larger than most guys. There's no denying it. There's no denying I like the way he "fulfills" my cunt. I was further reminded that I often call Bob an asshole. Which is true. He is a serious douche nozzle. So why do I dump anyone and anything the second Bob calls? Because when he bends me over his lap and fingers me, my mouth is open and slightly drooling, unable to respond other than squirm on his fingers... that's my explanation. Any more questions? Better yet, I have a question for you. Have you ever made me a speechless cum whore riding your fingers? Have you ever tried? No? I think you have your answer, cuck. I mean, don't ask questions if you don't want to hear the answer. I'm just saying. Real conversation. His excuse was, "You never asked me to bend you over and finger you." And he's right. I never did. I never asked Bob either, but he magically figured it out on his own. What's my point? I do things to dicks without being prompted. Sometimes it's a hit, and I'm drinking jizz instantly. Other times it's a miss. You never know until you try. It's never really a bad thing either way. Go for it and see what happens.
Sometimes the blue pill doesn't work. Pretty common, actually. It's okay. I have discovered that I like it when a guy sticks it in me soft. That way, I can squeeze it with my pussy and feel it get hard.
I am a blue pill. If I know what really turns you on, your dick is mine. But the thing is, you have to be honest. I don't care what it is as long as it's legal and has zero leanings toward anything not of legal age...I can get into it. Wait, anything that belongs in the shitter...I don't want anything to do with that, either. But other than that...watch the fuck out because I'll find your trigger...if you are honest with me. I'll zero in on that exact thing that lights your fire like a blowtorch and keeps hitting in on it a dozen different ways. You will find out quickly...no pills are required. This brings me to why so many wives and girlfriends completely suck. They don't want to do anything of the sort. Stick it in once every other week if you're lucky, hurry up, pull out and cum in the rag, and let's watch TV. Yeah...fuck that. I want to tell you how I can feel the head of your cock touching my stomach. Maybe tell you how I want to see you lick the cock of an unbelievably beautiful tranny. Let you know how I love the way I have to clear my throat for hours after I swallow your sperm. So many ways I can get in your head, and once I'm in...I'm in for good. It's a good thing I love to talk about sex, kinks, cumming, or it would be a one-way street. Nothing is hotter than hitting that trigger point and watching the dick pump sperm when I do. I've known this since I was in school. It has gotten more acceptable over the years, and now, I'll just about say anything if I think it's a trigger because nothing is hotter than mind fucking a dude into cumming.
So, what did I do today? I dug a ditch. How's that for sexy? I know, right. I'm supposed to tell you all kinds of sexy stuff. It ain't there today. I didn't look sexy, and I didn't wear anything sexy. I dug a fucking ditch. That's right. A ditch. Why? Because the old water pipe broke and put a nice little sinkhole in my yard. My neighbors informed me I could hire someone to do that. I thanked them for the insightful information. Then I kept digging while they watched. Eventually, I dug a 30-yard trench about 3 feet deep. I live across the street from the beach. It's sand with an occasional root. It went pretty quickly. I'd say almost 3 hours. I went to the plumbing supply and got what I was told I would need. Connor cut the old pipe, and we spliced some nice new PVC in, and boom, no leaks, and the water problem was solved. I do have purple fingers from the primer, but such is life. I would have sucked Connor for the help, but he was already hours late for work. I'll drink his sperm Friday. He can count on that. He's a good kid. My pussy feels the same way about him.
The moral of the above story? I can dig a ditch and save a thousand bucks or more. That's about it.
A little purple to close out the night. I want to thank those of you who finally sent me some cum shot videos, Tim...Satin...nice work, guys! Solid cum dumps. Makes me all warm and fuzzy!
I am not getting enough dick videos. Especially ones where you cum. I was just thinking about that. It's been "dry," as in nobody is sending any. Cum on now! You don't have to worry about it, don't show your face. Even if you do, when was the last time you saw me post someone's pic or video? Oh...that's right...in 25 years...never. I'm just saying. The only thing I ask if you send them to me...don't hound me for a complete and thorough review. Just let me enjoy them!
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Slow day really. I did get some dick, but it wasn't like the other night. I got off. I had to use a vibrator, but it was still good. My night with David and Scott is going to be hard to beat. I did things that night that was incredible. I built one guy up to superhero status and shrank the other one into an obedient little bitch. I know that scares some of you and makes some others drool at the thought of it. I'm always hesitant to write about things I think are a bit more than some of you want to handle. The thing is, it's what I like. Like isn't the word. Crave is more like it. I can make up stories for you and all that happy crap, but I'm too old to waste time on that. I get it. I am one of the few women on the planet that is truly into the cuckold thing. It's not the norm. It's almost always the guy who wants to see his wife get fucked. I want to see my guy's face after I get fucked. By his friend. That he didn't know was going to breed me like a bitch in heat. I want my guy to watch...said no chick ever. That's a guy thing. If my guy watches, it's because he's going to be doing some seriously depraved shit he never thought possible. He may be the one going home with a belly full of sperm and a seriously deflated ego. I know, not everyone's cup of tea. But it's mine, and I like it. After this weekend, I can't get enough of it. Yes, I have had these experiences before. But this one was real. There was no planning, no talking about it. It just happened. I assure you neither guy had any clue what role they would end up in before the night began. It was intense. One of them is still having a hard time talking about it. The other won't quit talking about it. Both admitted they want to do it again. There were no guys butt fucking or staring at each other lovingly. There was fear and hesitancy in both. One now knows not only what a cock feels like in his mouth but what sperm tastes like. The other now knows what it's like to completely remove another man's superiority and take his manhood. I know how delicious that is to orchestrate. I have done it before. This time was special, as I said. It was authentic. But I can't do that 24/7, so I had Scott come over and let him slip his dick in me. As I said. It was okay. I had to use a vibrator after he emptied himself on my mound. But I came, and that's a good thing.
I'm seeing Connor tomorrow, so there is a massive change in pace. He's almost 20 now. He seems to get more confident each time I see him. He has requested to stick his dick in my ass. I told him he could as long as he coated my colon with one of his signature sperm dumps. I'll let you know how that goes.
Gather around, and let's jerk off together 😜 I mean cum on...why not? I hate people who say they don't jerk off, rub one out, masturbate, or whatever you want to call it. Of course, you do! I do it all the time. Often daily, if not twice daily. Why wouldn't you? I get it if you are too tired or have crap going on, but if you have the time, get on it! I have no proof based on facts, but it has to be good for you. I often tell Scott how to jerk off. Sometimes I make him wait an hour before I let him finish. It's not his idea to do this. It annoys him, but if he doesn't do it, then it's out the door he goes. So he jerks off for me. Would you?
Let's see. I sucked a dick in the backseat of my pickup while my boyfriend was driving. David has a big fat dick. You can see it on bt34gg.com The password is mtjan2023 He looks pretty good. I haven't seen him in 15 yrs. Definitely older but still pretty good. I already knew what he was packing, so that helped as well. We went to the Stonewood Bar and Grill, and I sat with David with Scott across from us. They talked while David fingered under the table. I almost came it was that good. I guess maybe knowing that Scott had to know his girlfriend was getting expertly fingered by a guy he can't compete with sexually in a crowded restaurant had me going pretty hard. Plus, the way he touched things inside of me with his fingers was mind-blowing to the point of cumming. I know people had to be watching me. When someone can turn you on like that, you don't care though. It doesn't matter if they see you squirming and making awkward faces and sounds. I just wanted him to keep fingering me the way he was. But he stopped. I tried to put his fingers back in my pussy, but he wouldn't do it. So we ate dinner.
When we left, David and I got in the back again, and this time he wasn't shy at all about what he wanted. He told Scott to drive, and he did. He pulled his cock out and told me to sit on it. I rode that huge dick for a half hour and came all over it three times that I know of. There were probably more, but he is one of the few who can turn into a sperm-hungry dipshit just by fucking me with his dick. It was so good. I told him I loved him. I never say that. Unless someone has the dick and the ability to use it as David or Bob can. I know that made Scott feel bad, but it's not my fault he can't make me feel like they do when his dick is in my guts. It's not something I could teach him. They just have it. They have the dick, the movements, the looks, the kinked up "don't give a fuck" style of fucking. I know he hated hearing me tell David I wanted him to breed me and empty himself inside of me. But I did. Nature supplied me with an unstoppable desire to feel men pumping sperm inside of me. I like to feed that desire as much as possible. David told me to turn around so he could see my face when he came. I spun around on his dick and tongue fucked his mouth while he pumped me in any way he wished until his balls emptied themselves, leaving me full of his cum deep in my belly. It was amazing. I love the feeling of a cock twitching and pumping, spitting jizz inside of me, trying to make me pregnant. It's like a huge compliment to me. He wants me so much he is willing to leave a part of himself inside of me. A part of him meant to make a baby. Fuck me, that turns me on.
Sadly, I didn't have a blanket, so David's jizz wound up all over my seat and floor. The good news is I had Scott clean it up when we got home while I sucked David hard again on my couch. It was awesome. Scott would come inside to get more cleaning stuff, and I was on my knees trying to make David leave another spermy mess. He did, but I have to think about how I want to tell the rest of this. David's a kinky fucker. He's right up my alley when it comes to kink. He may even be more so than I am. We did some seriously sexy shit. We pushed a lot of boundaries last night. Not mine, not his, but Scott's. I know you are immediately thinking gay, but that's not it, either. It was hardcore. I wish we could do it again a thousand times, but David left an hour ago to go back to Ohio. I'll think the rest of this out and post it later.
Got my pump on, and now I got cleaned up to be the one getting pumped. Hope he pumps me good. Like all holes dripping good. Keep you posted. Been a while so it should be epic!
I got dry-humped last night. Talk about a tease. Then he said he wanted to slow things down. And I said, well, I'll call you. He said I didn't have his number. I said I know. I patted his hard dick through his pants and hopped out of his car with a sloppy wet pussy. Then I got kind of angry that he left me wet and sloppy and didn't even finger fuck me. Which meant I didn't have any masturbation material because I was in a bitchy mood. Slow things down. Go fuck yourself. I mean, that's what he's making me do...literally. What are we, kids? Did this dipshit think we were going to get to know each other, have a movie romance, and then get married? He was only 34. Not all that good-looking. Very cool guy, though. That's what got my cunt all hot and bothered and put me into "breed my pussy...now!" mode. I don't know what's going on with guys these days, but they need to use their dick and not their feelings. When he said he thought we should slow things down, I even said "Dude, I need your dick inside me, don't leave me hanging here." He left me hanging.
That's okay. I am getting together with a guy I used to shoot porn videos with tonight. He will stick his dick in me for sure. And it's a big fat dick. You can see it by going to bt34gg.com He is in the last video, "Who owns this pussy" As most of you know the site is free, and here is the password. mtjan2023 just copy and paste that, you don't need a username. As you will see, he has a wonderful dick. I hope he still looks good. I have only seen some pics via texts but people edit the shit out of photos these days. You can't trust them. Just go to a porn convention once. You won't even recognize 2/3rd of them. They edit the photos that much. So hopefully he hasn't pulled a porn chick photo edit scam on me and ends up looking like Santa Claus. I'll let you know!
Now that my friend is pumped up, long and fat clit. I know these are short captions, but I actually have a date tonight. With a girl. We won't fuck. But we just might find some people to fuck. So wish me luck!
Fishnets and clits. It's a good match, especially if the fishnet is crotchless. Actually, if you think about whats the point. Just stick your dick in me, and let's quit over thinking this.
A little DP action going on here. Could use some live dick but still a swing-and-miss as far as that goes. I thought Bob might be useful by breeding me until I leak his nut out of all my holes. Didn't have enough time for me today. But I always have me! And I know just how I like to fuck myself. Just saying!
Got some pretty awesome clit pics. I know. More clit pics. I can't help it. It's so big I have to show it off. More like I have to play with it. I'm glad I don't have a dick...I'd never leave the house. Anyway, check em out and let me know what you think.
So I'm on this masturbation-edging thing. It turns my clit into a chick dick. It makes it huge. I edge myself to the brink of cumming, and then I stop and take some pics. Then I do it again and take more pics. I did that twice today. This last set was tough. One, I took them right after working out so I would be pumped up, and then I came accidentally, and I had to wait 15 minutes and do it again. It took me about an hour to cum again. I was about to quit when I hit just the right mental image and the right spot with the vibrator and got it done. I left wet spots on my blue chair. That's what they make Clorox wipes for. Anyway, I got some good clit pics and threw in some flexing poses as well. Hope you like!
I could probably fuck you with my chick dick. Seriously, I probably could. It gets that hard. It's a regular stiffy. I got it huge today with the help of a vibrator and a dildo. It was so hard it almost hurt but in the best of ways. If only I figure out a way to get myself a set of balls so I could feel what it's like to pump a load of sperm...I would die a happy girl. I'm just saying.
Why is my clit so pumped up lately? It's like huge! It's because it's in full clit erection mode. Just like your dick, I get turned on, and boom, it grows. I'm doing super hard physical labor stuff with a few guys around my house, and fuck if it doesn't make me horny. I mean slip and slide wet type horny. Getting my insides turned into jizz soup-type horny. Weird. I know. But I can't help it. I think it's an age thing. The older I get, the more I want dick. My gayness is sliding backward as well. I like being gay now and then. But now, pussy isn't all that for me anymore. Dick, however, is something I can't get enough of. It's fun getting old. That's all I can say. I know people bitch about and I get it. I get up out of bed in the morning and realize that I have somehow injured myself in my sleep. But it works itself out, so there are no major complaints there. The thing is, my pussy still thinks it's 18, and I'm good with that. Ten years ago, if you asked me if it was possible to cum harder and stronger than I was back then, I would have said, "Impossible!" That would kill a person. Yet year after year, I cum harder, stronger, and longer to the point I am shocked I even survive it. I cum so hard now I turn into a sperm-pumped moron mumbling to a dick, telling it how much I love it as if it can hear me. I'm licking sperm off the floor because I'm told to. And I'm happy to do it. So yeah, getting old may suck in some ways, but for me, I'll take it if the sex keeps getting better and better like it does.
I do wish guys would get over whatever mindfuck they have going on about using pills, shots, devices, whatever it takes to get the dick hard. Do you think I give a rat's ass how you get your dick hard? No, not one fuck is given. I'm talking to the mostly over-40 crowd here. They think it's some kind of embarrassment if they admit they take Viagra or do Tri-Mix. It's just stupid. Just do it. Do you think I care if you take something for allergies? I don't. Nothing you can do about it. Same thing for dick hardeners. It's life, and we have answers to fix that, so use them, for fucks sake. Sadly though, I am not the girl for you if you choose not to and think holding hands or eating me out is enough for me. I'll be fucking someone else almost immediately. I'm shallow and selfish like that.
Yeah, that's one huge clit. And I love it. Do you know what the best part is? Whenever I do serious work/physical activity, it gets all pumped up and ready to fuck. I know, not what everyone wants to hear, but you can go to all the other porn chicks and listen to the BS and bag of complaints about the world if that's what you want. What's my point? I laid a 12x12 slab of concrete and mixed 75 80lb bags of concrete....in 2 and 1/2 hours. That ain't too bad for a 125lb 56 yr old. I ain't rich, and I can't afford the ready mix in the truck and the pump to boot. I can afford the bags, and for some wacky reason, I have a Ryobi mixer someone actually gave to me as a present. That was years ago, but I put it to use. 1 slab down, 3 1/2 to go. I tried to fuck Connor afterward, but he was too tired, and his back hurt. So I fucked Scott. Old faithful. Not my first choice, but his dick is always there in a pinch. We didn't even shower. I know, gross, right? Actually, it wasn't. He smelled like a man, and I smelled like a well-used woman. Turned me on, really. It's freshly musty, though. Not that gross, 2 or 3-day-old funky stuff some guys do. Makes a big difference. Anyway, as you can see, my clit is all the bigger for it. Actually, the truth is I used a vibrator till I just about came, so it would be all pumped up. Then I took the pictures and finished myself off afterward. As Paul Harvey used to say, Now you know the rest of the story.
It's 4 minutes of me working out bottomless and sometimes topless. I mean, it's 4 minutes you won't get back but I can think of worse ways to spend 4 minutes!
