Look, pantyhose kind of went out of style a while ago. I have no idea why. I think they rock. So does on of my subscribers who had me make him a custom video in pantyhose. The video is way hotter. Just saying. But it belongs to him, so only he gets to see it. You get the pictures!
2023-04-05 14:51:44 +0000 UTC View PostRight after I post, who shows up? Connor and his magic balls, that's who, and they promptly drowned my box in sperm. That's a good thing, in case you were wondering! This doesn't show half of what he emptied inside of me. A good portion rolled out, and there is still a good chunk of his gooey jizz hanging out in my pussy. Tuesday is turning out to be a very good day all of the sudden!
2023-04-04 16:53:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrick wants to cum over again today and let me work his cock over. I have had enough of Patrick for the week. I want Bob. If not, Bob, Connor. Actually, Connor would be better. I could use a massive load of sperm to gag my pussy with. Plus, I like looking at his 19, almost 20 yr old smooth skin. Even his dick is smooth and tight still. It's wonderfully delicious. Probably the same reason older guys like younger girls. That perfectly smooth skin. Anymore though, it's hard to find a slim and fit hotty under 30. They have all puffed up. It's lack of sex and lack of sex drive. Sex drive will keep you fit all by itself. I work out because not only does it make me feel good both physically and sexually, it makes me feel good about my body, which makes me want to share it. A lot. Weird, I know, but who cares. If only there were an endless supply of hot dick to be had. There isn't. There are offers on here and elsewhere online but I have grown to really dislike doing things that way. So I don't do it anymore. I do it the old-fashioned way. I walk up to you and say, "Hi, I'm Brooke." Then it goes from there. Who knows if it will end up with someone's dick in my mouth or a trip home alone. Either way, there are no surprises. Do I like finding guys when I'm out and about? Yes. I do. Very much so. It's exciting. When do I know if I'll be feeling your sperm in me or on me? About 5 minutes in. If I start wondering about what your dick will feel like on my tongue...I will probably have that answer before the night is over. I have wondered about that a lot lately. There seems to be a thing where folks find me on here, chat with me, then feel that they are entitled to fuck me. Whoa...slow down, cowpoke. Neither you nor I am all that. Doesn't work that way in any shape or form. Odd how many people think that it does. Then they make an argument as to why it should work that way. What they don't know is they are just encouraging me to double down on my decision. Think about it. Doing things like that is basically a storyline for a serial killer movie. That is not going to happen. I am not the one to run and hide from Serial Killer Kyle in a shed full of sharp tools. I've seen that movie. I know how it ends. You can block me on your phone. You can block me on Social Media...but you can't block the memory of me pegging you with a 9-inch dildo. Just saying. I don't know why guys get all ashamed about what they do with me sexually. It's not like I post pictures. I don't even write about you if I think there would even be a chance you will get outed by association. I ask before I write, and I change names and often dates to protect the not-so-innocent. I do warn you that once permission is given to share via blogs...it's permanent. I don't stop. The only way to stop me at that point is to stop letting me empty your testicles in my cunt. Just saying. So...it's quite obvious we can ask to be or not be called anything we like or don't like. So, on that note, quit calling me a "Cis woman." I am a woman. I was born a woman, and I will remain a woman. I wouldn't change a thing. Kind of how reality works. I have no interest in playing along. Doesn't matter. People will still use the term "Cis" freely, so fair is fair, and I will use whatever gender pronouns I feel appropriate myself...freely. With a smile on my face.
2023-04-04 15:41:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Going through some photos and liked them all, so I'm posting them all. It's a shit ton of pics, but if you and your dick have nothing better to do, they are worth the look! This is the first post of 40, that's all I'm allowed to post, the second post is next.
2023-04-04 15:38:41 +0000 UTC View PostSo I thought I'd throw my pussy right out up front as well in the same outfit as I did the pictures, so here you go!
2023-04-03 23:54:06 +0000 UTC View Post
So I gave Patrick's super soft dick a second chance. It stayed super soft. Then it got super hard. Then it slipped into my guts and made me cum. So good for him. Started out rocky, though. He's a bitch. I knew it all along. He tried fucking me from behind, missionary, all that good stuff. Super soft dong was all he had to show for it. I didn't let him quit. That's no good. So I shoved him down, held him down, rolled him over, and pushed his face into the pillow. When I rolled him back over, he was rigor mortis stiff. Crazy hard. Stayed that way for an hour. I made him lick my ass, eat me, and smacked him around a bit. His dick just stood tall and twitched. I made him put lay on his back, put pull his knees up to his head, and fucked him Amazon-style. When I told him to cum, he did. In me. That's all I needed to get my cum going. It was good. A lot more work than I bargained for but good. I think I'm going to peg him with a dildo next time. This kid is swinging both ways. He just doesn't know it yet. He thinks he's too much of a man to admit it. He will, though. Being a man has nothing to do with what one likes sexually. He needs to figure that out. I'll help him get there. Some dipshit asked me if I knew the difference between ignorance and apathy. That was like a super soft toss-up. I said, "I don't know, and I don't care." Dead silence. I smiled and left. I hate when people ask me if I had an "amazing day." Okay. I'll play along. Sure. It was so good I have to sit on my hands, or I'll start waving to random people. An amazing day. What qualifies for that? I suppose if you won the lottery, that might qualify. Saw aliens touching down at 7/11. That would qualify for sure. Grew a 9-inch penis above my pussy. That would be truly amazing. I could bend it down and fuck myself. Can you imagine how "amazing" it would be to cum with your pussy and dick at the same time? Probably mind-blowing. I'd do it without question, though. I'm just saying. Wait...I'd need balls as well. Where am I going to put those?
2023-04-03 23:38:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Who is the most popular guy at the swingers club? The guy who can carry a drink in each hand and a dozen donuts hands-free. Just saying. I banged Patrick again. Kind of. He went soft. It's been a bit since that happened. I feel bad for him, in his 20's. That's going to leave a mark. I tried to get him hard, but he didn't want anything to do with that. We were doing what he wanted. He was fucking me on the kitchen counter. I let him be completely in charge. He initiated it, and it was hard as a rock to start, and about 30 seconds into it, I knew we had an issue. It got floppy and wouldn't stay in. Then it totally deflated into a shriveled weenie. He yanked on it and said something about Claritin D being the cause. I don't know...I don't have a cock. As I said, I would have worked his dick for an hour if he would have let me. I like doing that. Even if it doesn't get hard, it's enjoyable just having a dick to play with. But...he didn't want anything to do with that. I think he thought he could just hang around for a few hours and try again. Sadly, I had things to do. So I sent him and his super soft dick on their merry way. Then I called Scott and fucked his dick into oblivion. A girl has to do what a girl has to do. I talked to Patrick this morning. I'll see him again tonight. See if he gets it all squared away. I actually had a guy tell me this weekend that he was going to give me something six inches long that would make me very happy. I said, "That sounds like a hundred-dollar bill...I'll take it." He said it wasn't what he meant. I didn't talk to him after that. Say stupid things, and win stupid prizes. Did you ever play "Tug O Whore?" I have been the "Ho" in the equation more than a few times. What is "Tug O Whore?" you ask. It's when 2 guys fight for the attention of a woman who seems primed and ready for cock. You know...someone like me. Lots of times, it's a draw, and both guys go home with their own dick in their hand. The only thing they win is "tugging" their own dick till it spits. When there is a winner...well, there is no one sure way to win that kind of contest. It could be looks, personality, mood...a thousand other things. So it's basically a toss-up when it comes to a winner. I have played "Tug O Cock" more than a few times. I have to say I probably pulled a draw for most of the contests. I have probably lost as many as I have won. Women take a loss harder than guys do. They get mean about it. So I avoid the Tug O Cock battles. I consider that a sound policy. I prefer to stick to the cock that is already on my side of the tug line. The worst thing I said this week. I was listening to a girl tell everyone how she had a tremendous sex drive. I said, "Sure you do. He lives 80 miles away." She didn't get it. Some of you won't either. I'm just saying. I thought it was pretty quick.
2023-04-03 16:30:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning everyone, hope you are having a great weekend. I won't be around today, Sunday's are my time and family time, I will be back tomorrow. Have a great day 💋
2023-04-02 13:20:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Thought I would drop in and say "Hey" before I head to the grocery store, hope you are having an awesome day 💋
2023-04-01 19:15:38 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, here you go. I definitely masturbated myself stupid, you can tell by the way I am talking at the end.. Lol... Couldn't think straight, ever happened to you? Happens to me alot, oh well, not a bad thing 😜 Hope you enjoyed it and enjoy yourself 😉Catch you all later 💋
2023-04-01 16:16:33 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time to wake up and get pumped for me 😜💪🍆 Hope you have an awesome day 💋
2023-04-01 13:58:17 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm cheating. I took some pics real fast to post so I can go out and get fucked.
2023-03-31 20:29:33 +0000 UTC View PostHope you're having a great day, just popping in to show off my muscles and pussy for ya 😜💪 Catch you all later 💋
2023-03-31 16:56:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Bob ruined my ass. I mean ruined it. It's whistling when I walk. That makes me smile. Fuck, it took forever to get it all in. Like half an hour. But I got it done. No point in quitting when you have it 2/3rds the way home. Holy shit. It wasn't all that. Until I came. That was bananas. Scary, to be honest. Thought I might have a heart attack. It just started happening. There wasn't anything in my pussy, nor was my clit being touched. It was kind of a shock when I realized I was starting down that magical road on the way to cumming. When I went past the point of no return, I knew I was in for a big one. It's like riding a wave, but it suddenly grows to epic proportions without any warning. When that wave crashed...holy fuck. I don't know if I have ever cum that hard. I don't think I have. I don't think it was the longest, but it was indescribably hard. I'm not sure how I feel about it. Would I do it again? Fuck yes. Now that I know it's on the menu...I'd try it again without hesitation. I'll be honest. The ass fucking wasn't great...until it was. But for the most part, it was uncomfortable. He's too big, but I guess big things bring about even bigger rewards when I have an anal orgasm. It was weird. When I knew I was starting to cum...I couldn't get enough of his cock in my rectum. That lasted about 2 minutes out of 30 minutes of ass fucking. But it was an amazing 2 minutes. I guess I should have told you first that he emptied his balls in my colon before I came. I think that's what set me off. I could feel his sperm drooling into my ass. It's like a super warm sensation that spreads out. It certainly lubed up those hard-to-reach spots. He stayed in me like a champ until I was blubbering incoherently on his couch. His dick was still rock hard when he pulled out. He kept putting his finger in my ass because it was stretched open. He said he was playing the game "Operation." I thought was odd, but I do like the fact he left me with an ass that was canyoned out. It's a pleasant thought. Keeps me wet when I think about it. Anyway, I just got home. I got to clean up. I have sperm all over my jeans and ass cheeks. It leaked out on the way home. My butt won't stay closed, so it runs right out. I'll post again in a bit. On a side note. Before I take a shower, I'm just saying here. I would rather hear the vilest hate-filled speech possible than have someone remove that choice for me. I'm smart enough, as are most people, to pick out the ding-dongs and do the worst thing possible to them. Ignore them. I don't need someone telling me what I can or can't hear or say. I have folks trying to tell me that speech has to be censored otherwise, people would make threats and such. Well, of course they will, dummy. But...to me, it seems logical that I would rather see/hear the threat so I can prepare for it than have it instead of having some nutjob jump out of the shadows and yell, "surprise motherfucker!". In other words, by reading and seeing what they post...I can assess who they really are. I don't have to worry about finding out the hard way. You can even play along and argue back if you so choose. "But Brooke! Your feelings might get hurt!" Please. I'm an adult. If I can't handle a few insults here and there, the internet may not be for me. And...I probably shouldn't be allowed to play with things that could possibly restrict my airway if I swallow them. Honestly...grow up, folks. There are people dodging bullets and landmines, and we are worried about getting our little itty bitty feelings hurt. I say go stub your toe. You will forget all about hurt feelings. You might even improve on your swear words game.
2023-03-30 19:13:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Hope you are having a great Humping Day 😉 I felt like taking selfies on my back patio and making you guys look at them 😁 Feel free to send me your selfies, well of your cocks that is 🍆😜
2023-03-29 22:25:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Going to wear this for Bob tomorrow. Going to his office. He is going to use me and turn me into his own personal cum sponge. I am going to be very happy to soak up all that cum for him. I'm stretching my ass as we speak. I am determined to feel his sperm spraying my colon like a pressure washer. That's a weird thing to say. It just came to mind. I like it, though. That is the major flaw in having a giant dick. Sinking that bastard balls deep in my ass is more than a challenge. It's a fucking crusade. Plus, it makes me walk funny for a week. I like that, too, though. We need to show some serious compassion for the mentally disabled before they run for president. And I'm not talking about just our current one, though. He is definitely up at the top but certainly not alone up there. I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent. They don't listen or come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home, they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man they love in a cat. Go figure. I am not a fan of cats. I don't hate them, I just don't want one. They are good for a few minutes. Then I'm bored with them. Dogs are my thing. People are angry with me for not playing along with gender identity crap. I don't know why. Sheesh, it's not like I haven't made my position clear enough. I guess they think just because I have done and still do porn that I follow the whole wokeology crap. So let me be clear to those who think they misunderstood what I said. Here we go. If you believe that humans, in the entirety of the animal world, that humans have a gender identity that overrides their biological identity...you are an imbecile and shouldn't be allowed to handle sharp objects. There...is that clear? Am I wrong? Scientifically absolutely not. Fantasy wise? Sure, why not. Does this make me a bad person? No. It just means I'm a serious person. When I was in kindergarten, I wouldn't go out for recess... that's how serious I am. I'm not interested in playing games. I'm too busy living my reality out...in the world of reality. It's better that way. The people cheerleading this one day will be the same ones who have quietly disappeared into the bushes after posting videos of people standing too close during the pandemic.
2023-03-29 21:24:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Wanna see a super fat clit? Here you go! Can you tell I got myself super worked up? It's like my clit is saying, "Hey...you...how are you now...wanna wrestle?"
2023-03-29 18:46:38 +0000 UTC View PostConnor. Thank you. I'm cleaning your sperm off of my bedspread. Worth it. Damn it, boy. You filled my cunt to overflowing this morning. Good for you. Next one, I'm drinking. I really wanted to this morning. But you asked me to squeeze your cock with my pussy, and then you started pumping me full. I couldn't deny you. I'm glad I didn't. Patrick is texting me. So his trip down into emasculation probably isn't done. That's the only interest I have in him. I want to turn him into a sissy. I have already laid the groundwork by making him submit. I know I'm weird. It's fun, though. He can quit anytime he wants. Or he can end up a sissy wearing panties. Funny. It's just him. I don't think I could get anyone else I know, nor would I want to, even if I could. Patrick though...I'm going to cage his dick, shrink it to a nub, dress him up, and turn him loose in a swingers club. Why does this sound so delicious? Probably because I just know...I mean, I just know it...this is what he really wants. Deep, deep down inside. He's looking to me to get him there. Here we go. Let us tick a few folks off today. I'm tired of all the time, effort, and money spent to appease the very few. Most of whom legitimately have a permanent brain fart going on. As you know, I get the opportunity to run into people most folks don't. I met a guy yesterday who thinks he's a girl. It's incredibly obvious he's a guy. He's not fooling anyone. 99.9 percent never will fool anyone. Let's be honest. He looked ridiculous. But I sucked it up and played along. I felt like I had to. If I didn't there would have been a meltdown of epic porportions and all I wanted to do was eat my grilled cheeseburger with cajun fries. However, I had to listen to an entire evening of how persecuted this guy has been over the last year during his transition. Apparently, everyone is plotting against the trans community. The nerve of people not wanting this guy, who stared intently at and basically drooled over my boobs, in the women's bathroom. He informed me of a train that has just been painted in the colors of the rainbow. I mean, I get it. We need to paint trains the rainbow color so the LGBTQ folks know they are permitted to ride on them. Wait...what? They always have been. Even before they put up the skittles themed preschool colors? Go figure. Who knew? Everyone did. Of course, they did. You would have to be a moron of epic proportions to think otherwise. Nobody gave a fuck. They still don't. Want to know why? Because when one gets on a train, the last thing they think about is proclaiming their sexuality. In fact, for most people, they never do feel the need to proclaim anything sexually. This will make people even angrier, but I got you here. If you walk around looking like a ding dong...people are going to stare. Doesn't matter what flag you fly. I do it all the time. I dress super hyper, sexually charged up ready to fuck sometimes. People stare. I know they will stare. I expect them to stare. I would be upset if they didn't. That was the point. Sure, I get some hateful looks and comments. Some people even laugh. Who gives a fuck? I don't. I'm not doing it for them. It's a me thing, and I don't expect a flag or even any acknowledgment. Other than a hard dick or two...I do expect that. I also don't need people to know what my sexuality is. Maybe I like a dick. Maybe I like pussy. It's obvious I like both, but I'm not gay. I'm also not a guy, no matter how much I want a dick. I still wouldn't give up the cunt but fuck if I wouldn't add a dick above it. But you can't. Even if you could...you are still a chick. I could be wrong, but then I would have to join the insane clown posse. Pretend all you want. I don't care. I really don't. If only believing something actually made it true. How do I know believing hard enough will make it true? Every time I buy a lottery ticket, I just know...I mean, I am convinced 110 percent that this ticket is the winning ticket. I end trying to get my money back because it didn't work. That doesn't work either, in case you were wondering. Which, as a post note...I want my red light train. Because sexually...I identify as a red light, and the red light is always on. I expect to see a red train shortly.
2023-03-29 16:56:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Had a busy day but now just relaxing after dinner so I thought I would show you my boobs 😜 Hope you all had a 🌮 or 2 today 😉
2023-03-28 22:37:19 +0000 UTC View PostPatrick asked me to name all the guys I have ever slept with. Yeah. Right. I probably should have stopped when I got to him. But I had a few thousand more names to go. He's mad at me anyway. He's a bit short and weighs in around 150. I'm stronger than he is. I held him down on the bed yesterday and didn't let him pull his dick out of me. Then I fucked his dick while he tried to get up until I came. It was a weird cum, but I'd do it again. It makes me chuckle, knowing he tried his best to get up and got completely frustrated, but his dick betrayed him and stayed hard while I turned the tables on him and fucked him like a chick. I hope he cums back. I really enjoyed fucking him like he was the girl. Him, not so much. He didn't even cum. He left with a hard dick. It never went down, and he seemed completely ashamed about it. He should have let me suck it off, jerk it off, fuck it off. Whatever he wanted. But he was on the verge of tears, so I just let him go. He ran out to his car with a hard-on poking out of his shorts. He's 27. I may have destroyed him for life. I bet he ends up impaled on the tip of some alpha male's cock like a proper sissy bitch. Losing a little more of his manhood with every stroke from some bull's dick. Nothing wrong with that. I would be somewhat proud that I primed him to be a sissy and showed him the way. Some dudes are destined for that. Others are destined to make me the cock stupid cum begging whore. We all play our parts. I enjoyed my part immensely. Just saying. Sex without love is a meaningless experience. That is what I was told. Okay. But you have to admit it's at the top of the list when it cums to having fantastic meaningless experiences. Why do people insist on telling me I should be in love with them before I put his dick in my guts? Can they just not understand...sometimes I just want to dick in my guts, along with a large amount of sloppy sperm. The best part about it is sitting on a hand towel on the couch after they leave and feeling the cum just drool out of me...all by my lonesome. I do love sex. I love the massive amounts of mental aspects that can be applied. I do like trying just about everything. I'm still a favorite of being fucked into a completely babbling, incoherent cum junkie. Having a cuckold to abuse is my next favorite. This overpowering thing, I'm just getting into... that's running third right now. But I will settle for just a good old-fashioned fucking to start. A good way to feel new guys out.
2023-03-28 15:01:13 +0000 UTC View PostJust popping in to see what's up 😉 Hope your enjoying your Milf Day, I certainly am 😜 Catch you all later 💋
2023-03-27 19:49:32 +0000 UTC View PostThank you for helping me hang my gutters. Now empty your dick in my gutter. That's pretty much how it went this weekend. Patrick pumped me full of cum Saturday. Twice. I got the aftermath of both on video, as you can see. Patrick is a fellow Walmart shopper who came up to me in the pet food aisle and introduced himself. It was a good move. Now he's introducing his dick to my vagina. Patrick is pretty good. He needs some fine-tuning, but he is number 2 when it cums to dick size. Bob has him beat by what looks like an inch to an inch and a half, and Bob is thicker for sure. It's not as attractive as Bob's, but it's a perfect utility dick. His size is right at my limit for anal, so I'm looking forward to that. I can't deepthroat him, but I can get about half of it down. His balls are a bit saggy, but that just makes them easier to hang on to 😜. Normal-size loads of jizz. Nothing to write home about. I have high hopes for Patrick's dick. It's already gotten me off twice. The second time was perfect. It was the kind of cum that left me wiped out. I liked being his cum drain. And he is off to work today at Best Buy. But I can find him whenever I want to. I will be his crazy dick-stalker lady. Fuck, it's good to find new guys. Puts some spring in my step. I always get a bit overzealous when I find a new guy. Sometimes to the point, I scare them off. I tell them I'm looking for a romance-relation type thing. Just a dick inside-me type of thing will be acceptable. But I don't think they believe me. Someone must have told them chicks only use sex to trap them, which is stupid because I'm the one who is financially secure. They should be trying to trap me. I guess I am trying to trap them in a way. The trapping is 99 percent dick trapping. The other one percent is they have to be there while I'm trapping their dick. I'm rambling now. I'll quit. I'm like a linoleum floor. Fuck me good enough, and you can walk all over me for the next 20 years. That sounds really degrading. I like it, though.
2023-03-27 17:02:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning everyone, just letting you all know that I won't be around today, I am finishing up my gutters and then it's family day 😉 Hope you all have a great Sunday and see you all tomorrow 💋
2023-03-26 14:23:39 +0000 UTC View PostGood afternoon, who wants to join me for some afternoon delight? 😜 Hope you all are having a great day 💋
2023-03-25 16:09:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Looking forward to riding around during Jeep Week in this bikini and sucking some strange dick. Wait...is that a little much? It might be, but that's what I was thinking.
2023-03-24 19:08:22 +0000 UTC View PostSo, would you help me pour concrete if I pour jizz out of your cock when we're done? I hope so. I could use all the help I could get. Actually, it's just an easy way to get dick. Anyway, after all this time, ignoring everyone so I can get shit done, it's reached the final stages and is pretty much down to clean up.
2023-03-24 18:51:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Got my pump on so I can pump up the some cocks tonight 😜💪🍆
2023-03-24 17:13:52 +0000 UTC View PostBeach days are back and so are the barely there bikinis, Oh, how I love those days 😉I get to go to the beach and perv on the hot Girls in their bikinis and try to find a hot guy, it is Spring Break, wish me luck 😜 Hope you all have an awesome day and catch you all later 💋
2023-03-24 14:07:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Just got a fresh pedicure for all you foot guys 😜How do you like the color? It matches my jeep 😉 Hope you all are having a great day 💋
2023-03-23 19:14:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I tried to fuck a guy I met in Walmart yesterday. I was a big fat loser and couldn't get his dick in my guts. He said I was moving to fast. To fast? These guys. They overthink it. It's not like I throw myself at them to trap them under my evil girl lair. They start flirting. I simply cut to the chase and offer to fuck their cock. Quickly with no questions asked. Look...I know it may seem like I'm looking at these guys all dreamy-eyed and infatuated. I'm not. I look at them for the hunk of meat they are. They have a dick. I want the dick. I simply state the obvious. I could care less about emotional feelings and attachments. Stick your dick in me, pump my guts full of baby batter, and I'll pat you on the head and send you on your way. The odds of me calling you or sending stupid texts...zero. Until I'm horny again. Then you might get a text that says, "Want to fuck me?" A simple yes or no will do. Sometimes I flirt with disaster. Then disaster won't stop texting me. It's hard for guys to get a grasp that their cock is all they are good for. Sure, we can be friends. Hang out and do friend things. That doesn't mean we can't fuck. That's the best part about friends. They stick it in you when you need it in you the most and then just go away. Nothing is worse than if they get annoying and emotional about it. And, do keep this in mind, if you are going to flirt and I call you on it then do your best to pump a baby in my guts. Like right away. For fucks sake...don't shy away when I say, "Sounds good, let's fuck." Anyway, I'm cutting this guy a break. If he texts me today, I'm going to try and see if he will let me empty his testicles for him today or this evening. It would be the polite thing to do on his part, that is. I'll let you know. I could use some strange dick right about now. I hate when people want answers at like 6 am. Look...my brain boots up like a 10 yr old PC that has visited way too many porn and gambling websites. It takes a bit and has to go through some spam before I think clearly. Just putting that out there in case some of you are wondering why you get some terrible answers and even worse advice at 5 am. If you squeeze a smurf, what color do they turn? Just a thought. I went to visit Connor at KFC last night. I ordered some food. His coworker asked me if would like thighs or breasts. I said I liked shaved pussy and anal. Apparently, this isn't an appropriate answer at KFC. Connor is still mad. I couldn't help it. If you're going to throw a slow ball at me like that, I'm going to swing big and hit it out of the park. Whatever happened to humor?
2023-03-23 15:43:40 +0000 UTC View Post
