Is the —‘has his sushi gotten any better?’— line insinuating a metaphor for slicing opponents?
The background symphony buzzing behind sharply pointed banter between ticking-time bomb relationship. Isn’t it gorgeous—suggesting the end of an era against an almost sarcastically-obvious soon-to-be vicious attack?
The full moon signifies the culmination of a journey, which tightens the suspense.
I love his slimy matter-of-fact tone, as he explains his superhero theory.
He explains superhero’s are who they are more than their alter-ego grocery store personality.
This is when Quentin Tarantino spoon-feeds us how we’ve just viewed a superhero flick, nothing less.
Oh, how the nauseatingly commercial, plastic and camp typicality of superhero flicks tainted our ability to properly identify one, when we see one.
The lame-o is the alter-ego.
Much more vicious, much more unblended into society, than we tighten ourselves into being.
We are not worker bees, we are renegade killer bees.
2020-12-28 02:45:10 +0000 UTC
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I think my sword needs sharpening! Or my skills have been a little “off”—either way I am looking gooooooood 😂 ⚔️ 😂
2020-12-26 17:28:32 +0000 UTC
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7 water 💦 bottles were harmed in the making of this video 🗡
2020-12-26 01:54:51 +0000 UTC
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I just haven’t been feeling incredible lately. I’ve been having nightmares and remembering things I’ve buried from the past.
And just, needing more.
If you’re ever feeling this way, the best thing to do is rest, I think. Or even better, yet— slice the fuck out of a household item, like me!
*disclaimer I do not own any music used on this page*
2020-12-18 15:48:40 +0000 UTC
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As always, the slicing-surprise is at the end!
2020-12-12 18:29:41 +0000 UTC
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Recently, I’ve been reflecting on how important it is to let things go that are not working, at least for the time being. For me, that’s been a relationship I really enjoyed. The truth was, logistics weren’t on our side, for now.
Instead of mulling over the freshly shoveled gap in my life, I know it’s here to serve me. Instead of asking “why not?” ask “what for?” — and move forward in that direction. Sometimes, you’re not meant to have a relationship, because you’re meant to use that energy for a project or so on.
Operate as if it is all working for you, because it is.
White-knuckling that which just cannot work postpones that which can.
What do you need to make space in your life for?
*the end is a slicing-surprise! my technique is REALLY improving. this slice was infused with much passion, and that’s why is was effortless and deliberate!*
2020-12-10 19:32:48 +0000 UTC
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I don’t want to be in control, I just want to slice water bottles with my butter knife 🧈!!!!!!!!
This is also my favorite song ever 🗡
I’m definitely getting more comfortable with the sword. I know there’s still a ton of improvement to make and I will continue improving
Shia sword girl
2020-11-26 16:52:41 +0000 UTC
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Slicing down heaven’s door this Monday! With all the chaos among us, I wish you the best.
I’m not crazy busy today, so please DM me to chat!
Per usual, there’s a slicing-surprise at the end! I hope my blade isn’t getting dull, and it was just my poor technique to blame for the lack of — well you’ll see!
Your friend,
Shia
2020-11-23 15:13:49 +0000 UTC
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I’m back and slicier than ever 🗡 There’s a slicing-surprise at the end of the video.
Just a girl and her butter knife 😂
Shia Sword Girl ⚔️
2020-11-19 00:55:23 +0000 UTC
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I will be responding to all of your beautiful messages tomorrow! I had a photoshoot that really kept me busy today! Thank you all for understanding!
My love
Shia
2020-11-07 05:37:48 +0000 UTC
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Goodmorning! I am going shopping right now to buy things to cut with my sword! Have the best day ever!
🥰Xo Shia
2020-10-21 14:34:03 +0000 UTC
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